FBI Instigates Terror Plot, Then Arrests Its Marks?
By now, you've probably heard that the FBI (pictured at left, in jungle camogear for inner-city Miami raids-- Stop laughing!) has "foiled" an "Al Qaida- like" terror plot in Miami's Liberty City area. The FBI stormed an empty warehouse and found...
Nothing.
No bombs. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
No bomb-making equipment. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
No links to Al Qaida. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
According to reports, the group in question is called The Seas Of David. Weird name for a Muslim terror group? Uh, yeah. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
According to reports, the group in question recruits young men who desire to exercise, help the poor, and practice Karate Kid-like discipline in order to avoid alcohol, drugs, and a life of crime. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
"There is no imminent threat to Miami or any other area," said FBI spokesman Richard Kolko. But the FBI says they're terrorists, and the FBI is run by honorable men.
It's an election year.
9/11, Terror! Be Afraid! Terror!, and "Stay The Course" are the campaign battle cries of desperate Republicans.
Honestly, if you believe the Prada Gucci Fendi shoppers, tourists, and restaurant patrons in the Sears Tower wouldn't cry "Poor People!" at the first sight of these Miami Karate students, you're seriously out of touch.
For this reason, the FBI is this week's Backside of the Bell Curve winner.
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.
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