Friday, June 15, 2007

Bernstein's Clinton Butt-Biting... er, Busted

It had to happen.

After Bob Woodward's embarrassing fall from grace (He's not Robert Redford, y'all), it was a matter of time befroe Carl Bernstein (He's no Dustin Hoffman, either) followed suit.

Here's hoping Senator Clinton gets a good laugh from this...

O’REILLY (6/5/07): Did she break the law?


O’REILLY: OK. Good, I like this. How did she break the law?

BERNSTEIN: She broke the law if, indeed, she perjured herself.

O’REILLY: Well, you just said she did break the law.

BERNSTEIN: No. The special prosecutor determined that she did not. So he did not file the charge.

O’REILLY: So you think she did. But the special prosecutor, Ken Starr, said no.

BERNSTEIN: That is correct. You know what? Let me be really straightforward. I don’t think she broke the law. I think there was a time that she did not tell the truth.

O’REILLY: Under oath?

BERNSTEIN: You know, I wasn’t in the room.

Who's on first, Carl?

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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