Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Gossip Monger Cindy Adams Is One Of "Them"

"Them": People (trans. the Cindy Adamses) who blame immigrants for anything and everything "bad" that disrupts their Oh, So Important daily routines:

"They screw up traffic so we who live here have been late for every appointment. They park in our parking spots, pay no taxes, are immune from all illegalities, live free, eat free, smoke free, are partied and feted and lauded and stay - on the arm - in the best, greatest, thrillingest, most exciting city in the whole world with the sole job of then peeing on us.

And our cops protect them? Our city guards them? Our officials bow to them? Our citizens place second to them? Our TV gives them prime time? Our universities give their madmen a platform? What the hell for? How is this possible? Can you remotely imagine that working in reverse?

How about we find a way to keep them out of here forever. Or at least out of New York. Or at least out of Manhattan. Or at least out of Midtown. Or at least off the street where my hairdresser is."

Hey, Cindy! Guess it's time to post some bills in NYC...

Is that better, Cindy?

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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