Sunday, October 07, 2007

Today's Sermon: Jesus Emailed~ You're Going To Hell

No promises of paradise for a regular bloke?

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today, knowing that those Jesus emails your "friends" send you are not from Jesus. Repeat: Not. From. Jesus.

Were Jesus to open an email account and add you to His address book, this would probably be in your inbox:

Remember the DELETE button
and keep it holy.

Just think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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