Friday, January 04, 2008

Creepy Zombie Woman Waits For Fred Thompson Voters... And Waits... And Waits...

Volunteer Roberta Allen, from San Jose, Calif., wears American flag contact lenses as she waits for people to sign a list seeing if they are caucusing for Republican Presidential hopeful former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson, Thursday, during a campaign stop in West Des Moines, Iowa. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Meanwhile, another creepy zombie woman (Fred Thompson campaign adviser Mary Matalin) is convinced that Thompson has been beset by "dirty Republican campaign tricks."

Bloody Mary is always good for a laugh, isn't she?

Betcha when ol' Fred wakes up, he's gonna be mighty pissed off about those damned dirty tricks.

About those creepy zombie women campaigning for him? Probably not so much.

Tee hee.

And when The Guardian calls you "Drop Dead Fred," it's time to hang it up and get back to your nap.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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