Monday, April 14, 2008

Hey, Obama! Annie Oakley Was From Ohio!

Obama has no clue that smearing Senator Clinton by alluding to six-shooters and Annie Oakley is actually a good thing. Oakley is one of the most famous people born and raised in Ohio... where a lot of people... um, vote.

Nor does he have a clue that most of us women wanted to be Annie Oakley when we were children.

By the by, my daddy also took me hunting and taught me to shoot.

Sorry, Obama. Six-Shooters aren't used for hunting ducks, you out-of-touch asshat.

Keep talking about the high price of arugula at Whole Foods...

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?” the senator said. “I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”

The state of Iowa, for all of its vast food production, does not have a Whole Foods, a leading natural and organic foods market. The closest? Omaha, Minneapolis or Kansas City.

Mr. Obama, perhaps sensing a lack of reaction from the crowd, moved along to the next topic.

...And bottle-feeding calves in a designer suit.

And keep slamming the values, lifestyle, and religion of white middle-class voters while trying to convince them to ignore your own 20-year membership in Rev. Wright's House of... Whatever it is.

Here's a hint, Obama: When you apologize for saying something offensive, it's best not to attack others for noticing the offense.

It just makes you look petty and small...

The same way you tried to make the voters of Pennsylvania, Iowa, and now Ohio feel.

Maybe you should buy that Annie Oakley action figure for your daughters, O-Man.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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