Monday, June 02, 2008

To Howard Dean & The DNC: I Got Along Without You Before I Met You...

Gonna get along without you now.

Bye bye, Howard.

Bye bye, Ms. Brazile. (I like your girlfriend more than I've ever liked you, anyway; for the record, I'll even try to be civil to you when I run into you at Frager's Hardware Store... I'm just done with you, Donna.)

Bye bye, DNC.

You've made it perfectly clear that don't need me... or the 17+ million others just like me.

So I'll write what we all write in high school yearbooks when we just don't give a damn about someone...

It's been fun! Keep in touch! Good luck in the future!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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