Thursday, July 31, 2008

Obama Solves The Oil Crisis!

What a genius!

Current gasoline prices are horrendously high: making getting to work an absolute nightmare; reducing family outings drastically; and creating a ripple effect which is killing local businesses.

Never fear, though! Barack H. Obama has solved our oil crisis!

And the adoring crowd thinks he's brilliant!

Feel better now?

Of course... not.

It's obvious that Obama isn't aware of low-rolling resistance tires, which have been industry standard issue on new cars for years.

Low-rolling resistance tires are tires which are designed to improve fuel efficiency of a car by minimizing the energy wasted as heat as the tire rolls down the road. Approximately 5–15% of the fuel consumed by a typical car may be to overcome to rolling resistance.

Truly heavy sigh.

Note to Uppity Woman: Because you asked, I'll allow open comments... until the Obots start swarming again. Maybe they've moved on to bigger blogs.

To Rich Pav: The entire Obama "symbol" quote is much worse than the edited one...

"It has become increasingly clear in my travel, the campaign, that the crowds, the enthusiasm, 200,000 people in Berlin, is not about me at all. It's about America. I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions."

So... a vote against Obama is now a vote against good old truth, justice and the American way? (Cue SuperObamaMan!)

Arrogant, to say the least.

Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:

Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


Blogger Mountain Sage said...

According to this article, tire pressure doesn't have a lot to do with saving gas.

Mountain Sage

5:58 PM  

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