Election 2008 (aka Jerry Springer, Eat Your Heart Out!)
We knew something was coming.
It's October, after all.
And what goes better with October in an election year than a big ol' steaming bowl of... SURPRISE?
OBAMA'S TRUE PARENTAGE: IS BARACK OBAMA REALLY THE BIOLOGICAL SON OF FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS?
IF THE LEFT CAN SAY THAT TRIG IS NOT SARAH'S BABY - (MORE ANTI-PALIN MADNESS HERE, AND A ROUND-UP ON SULLIVAN'S INSANITY HERE), THEN THIS HYPOTHESIS IS POSSIBLE TOO - AFTER ALL, TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY:
QUESTION: WHO IS OBAMA'S REAL FATHER?
LOOK AT THE PICTURES:
AND TELL ME WHO LOOKS MORE LIKE BARRY OBAMA:
* THE GUY TO THE LEFT OF OBAMA - FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS - (A COMMUNIST FROM CHICAGO WHO WAS FRIENDS WITH THE DUNHAM FAMILY)...
* OR THE MAN BELOW BARRY OBAMA JUNIOR - THE KENYAN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SENIOR???
If that's not Jerry Springerlicious enough for you...
There are also several nude photos (supposedly, it's Obama's mama) going viral this morning.
Today's lesson: When you refuse to answer questions, get ready for wild speculation, Senator O.
Pass the popcorn.
Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:
Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.
Here's Donna now...
"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.