Rolling Stone v Obama's Big Giant Head

Creepy. Kooky. Mysteriously spooky.

Rolling Stone Magazine has finally shrunk to the standard 8 x 11 size...

Unfortunately, the photo editors forgot to shrink Obama's Big Giant Head along with the page size. (The new cover is on the left, and the previous Obama Head cover is on the right):




Hey, if RS didn't forget to shrink Obama's head, there's only one other possible explanation.

The editors decided that Obama looks just like the Eddie Murphy donkey in Shrek:




Uncanny resemblance.





Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:






Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...



"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.