Sunday, October 19, 2008

Today's Sermon: It's Not Your Fault!


Number of marriages: 2,230,000

Marriage rate: 7.5 per 1,000 total population

Divorce rate: 3.6 per 1,000 population (46 reporting States and D.C.)

When your marriage (like approximately 50% of all marriages) ended in divorce, it wasn't your fault.

And it wasn't the fault of your spouse.


Here's the proof:


I told you it wasn't your fault.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today, knowing that blaming random others for your own mistakes is Pure D Stupid.

And think before you blame. Try it. Just once.

And stop looking for this icon:

I mean it, damn it!

Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:

Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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