Oh, The Things You Can Buy
Believe it or not, you can now buy an artificial version of the Charlie Brown Christmas tree...
Think about it. A Charlie Brown Christmas is about shunning the crass materialism of the holiday and returning to the true meaning of Christmas.
Can you do that with an artificial version of Charlie Brown's little tree?
I think not.
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.