George W., Of Course, Had No Idea...
...that his plane trip on Saturday was his last aboard Air Force One.
Until a reporter pointed it out.
Heaviest of sighs.
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.