Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Today's Passive Eugenics Report


It's Darwin Awards time again.

2008 winners:

The Balloon Priest 8.9 (14508 votes)

DA:Run! No, Run Away! 7.8 (5091 votes)

Merry Pranksters 7.8 (4057 votes)

Pining Away 7.8 (7362 votes)

Thou Shalt Not Steel 7.7 (5676 votes)

Not a Shred of Sense 7.7 (5712 votes)

Chemistry Went To Her Head 7.7 (5491 votes)

Boner! 7.7 (7195 votes)

Wascally Wabbit 7.7 (5260 votes)

Clotheslined! 7.6 (3517 votes)

Pierced! 7.6 (5991 votes)

On the Piste 7.6 (2826 votes)

Going to Seed 7.4 (2829 votes)

Slippery When Wet 7.1 (2215 votes)

A Screw Loose 7.1 (3653 votes)

Into the Abyss 6.6 (3087 votes)

Shopping Cart Crash 6.5 (2621 votes)

Early Retirement Plan 6.5 (2346 votes)

An Illuminating Story 6.4 (3382 votes)

Organ Donors 5.7 (3525 votes)

What a piece of work is man.




"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)




Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and

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