Another Claude Rains Moment

... Brought to You By BushCo, makers of The War On Terror!

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you, to find the Bush administration passing totally bogus information to the press!

Terror allegations disappear from court filing

Different affidavit in Lodi father-son case given to media than used for court.

By Tom Regan | csmonitor.com

The Los Angeles Times reports that the Federal Bureau of investigation apparently gave the media a different, far more damaging version of an affidavit against a Lodi, California father and son charged with lying to federal officials than the one that was finally given to a court in Sacramento Thursday.

The affidavit filed Thursday did not contain any of the sensation material from earlier in the week which said the son's "potential terrorist targets included hospitals and groceries, and contained names of key individuals and statements about the international origins of 'hundreds' of participants in alleged Al Qaeda terrorist training camps in Pakistan." --snip--

The FBI said the different versions were the result of "unfortunate oversight due to miscommunication."

I knew something was up when Cable Snooze Networks didn't suspend either their Jackson Jury or their Missing White Girl In Aruba round-the-clock reports .

Relax, Toad Suck Ferry, Arkansas.

And don't ask any questions, Why, Arizona.

It's safe to shop at your Piggly Wiggly.

Swarthy terrorists aren't casing your local Bailey Savings & Loan.

It's your local Old Man Potter (Republican Party Chair) you should be keeping a watchful eye on.

Besides, if CNN stopped to report corrections every friggin' time BushCo got caught lying, we'd never know what happened to Michael Jackson or the white girl who got into a car with strangers in a strange land.

Will this heavy, heavy sigh never end?