Duct Tape & Plastic Guy Replaces FEMA's Brown!

You simply can't make this stuff up!

Not only did George W. Duck 'N Cover NOT KNOW today that Michael Brown had resigned, he obviously has no idea that whoever's in charge hired Duct Tape & Plastic Guy to replace "Brownie."

David Paulison named as "FEMA Acting Head" - AP

4:57pm 09/12/05 WHITE HOUSE TO NAME DAVID PAULISON AS FEMA ACTING HEAD - AP

Remember this?

Duct tape sales rise amid terror fears

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Americans have apparently heeded the U.S. government's advice to prepare for terror attacks, emptying hardware store shelves of duct tape.

On Tuesday, less than 24 hours after U.S. Fire Administrator David Paulison described a list of useful items, stores in the greater Washington, D.C. area reported a surge in sales of plastic sheeting, duct tape, and other emergency items.

These items, Paulison said, can be helpful after a biological, chemical or radiological attack.

A Lowe's hardware store in Alexandria, Virginia, said every roll of duct tape has been sold. Another Alexandria Home Depot store reported sales of duct tape tripled overnight.


As Isabel Looms, Plan Safety Strategies Now
Many people are 'seriously under-prepared,' experts warn

WEDNESDAY, Sept. 17 (HealthDayNews) -- As Hurricane Isabel takes aim at the East Coast, packing winds exceeding 100 mph, authorities urge residents to prepare for the worst.

"Any major storm, particularly one this size, is capable of causing widespread damage," said Ray Steen, a spokesman for the American Red Cross. "It's critically important that all potentially affected residents prepare now." --snip--

"Hurricane winds can turn cars over, so they can obviously blow your lawn furniture away," said David Paulison, director of preparedness for the Federal Emergency Management Agency. "Major injuries and deaths we have from hurricanes and tornadoes are from flying debris."

Just when you thought BushCo couldn't possibly screw up any worse than last week...

They prove us wrong...

Again.


File this under: You're on your own, Citizen.