Fundies On 34th Street:Dobson To Ruin Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

Tomorrow morning, James Dobson's Focus On The Family minions plan to crash the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and pass out freaky little "stress balls" imprinted with their "We Can Cure Your Gay Child" website address along the parade route.



Did these adults make this child
grow up to be gay?





How about these adults?
(Don't laugh. Read on...)

Radical Cleric James Dobson wants gay people to know that they're "not wired" to be gay. Those to blame for gay-ness?

Parents.

Porn.

The media.

And "seduction by peers."

To those of you parents who believe that Dobson and his fundie flying monkeys really have your child's best interests at heart...

The conservative ministry appears to be in a desperate search for new, younger followers to tune in to the radio show by Focus founder James Dobson. Web site creator Steve Watters told the Associated Press that the number of listeners has not been growing in recent years and that most people who call for help are in their late 40s.

Shame on you, Dobsonites!

SpongeBob SquarePants is just a cartoon, damn it!

And advertising to thousands of children (and their scared shitless of not being "normal" parents) lining the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade route by handing them a toy is just plain mean!

But I should never expect kindness, understanding, and acceptance from you, Dobsonites, should I? However would you earn a living if you actually followed the teachings of Jesus?

Truly heavy sigh.

Dobsonites be gone! I will have no more of thee!