Beware the terrorists: Quakers, the disabled, and grandmothers...

Oh, my!

There are about 20 of these "terrorists." They meet in a Lake Worth (Florida) Quaker meeting house. They discuss "terrorist" plans for peace.

So, of course, they ended up on the Pentagon's "Terrorist Watch List."

The Truth Project meeting, held at the Quaker Meetinghouse, was one of nearly four dozen antiwar meetings or protests listed on the 400-page document generated by an obscure Pentagon agency that analyzes intelligence reports on suspicious domestic activity, according to the report aired Tuesday on NBC's Nightly News.

The database classified the Lake Worth meeting as one of more than 1,500 "suspicious incidents" across the country over a recent 10-month period.

Here's what we did at peace rallies in the Nixon Era:

1. Take lots of pictures-- especially of strangers attending your meetings.

(The man doesn't like having his picture taken.)

2. Smear mud across your car's license plate-- and add some on the bumpers for authenticity.

(The man writing down the license number has to work harder.)

3. Ask everyone attending to introduce themselves.

(The man doesn't like attention.)

4. Invite your local ACLU attorneys.

(The man doesn't want to be included in a class action suit.)

5. Serve refreshments.

(The man doesn't want to leave fingerprints on a paper cup.)

Above all, trust but verify! Don't let the Pentagon get away with this new Nixonian domestic spying crap!

I mean it, damn it!


File this under: While you're watching us, we're watching you.