This Week's Backside Of The Bell CurveWinners!

Randy "Duke"
"Gimme Some Hookers With That Cash"
Cunningham
& Friends

Nice golf outing sunburn, Dukestir!

Of course, Mitchell Wade, the actual Hooker procurer, is the true bonehead bastard of the bunch, but it's just too much fun to poke a little blog stick at the Dukestir, whose supporters probably "understand" that that much money would even tempt a saint.

Wonkette writes:

A couple others who were the beneficiaries of Brent Wilkes generosity — financial and maybe, just maybe, otherwise:

* Appropriations Committee Chairman Jerry Lewis
* Rep. John T. Doolittle (received more money than Cunningham!)
* Schwarzenegger (though he probably doesn’t need a contractor to get him a hooker)
* Duncan Hunter
* (OMG OMG) KATHERINE HARRIS

(some of those recipients have “given back” the tainted money to charities — but as we all know, you can’t give back a night in heaven)

How about them hookers, Cunningham supporters? Still ready to go to the mat for your good ol' boy now?



Cry, Dukestir, cry
Make your mother sigh
You're old enough to know better
So cry, Dukestir, cry
And what is it with Republicans and crimes and The Watergate? All you have to do is sit in the lobby's lounge with a camera phone and a laptop to gather all the Who's that hooker with the Republican? dirt you need.

Come on, all of you Wood-Stein wannabes. Get to work!


So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.