Lay (aka JFK, MLK, Jesus) Laid To Rest; BS Continues

Does this sound like Ken Lay to you?

Lay remembered as a giving family man
Friends, family mourn the very public figure in a very private Aspen service

By SHELBY HODGE

ASPEN, COLO. - On a chilly and intermittently rainy afternoon, the life of Ken Lay was remembered Sunday by a full house of loyal friends and family at the interfaith Aspen Chapel. --snip--

The portrait they painted of the man who once ran the nation's seventh largest company was that of philanthropist, father, grandfather and friend. Little mention was made of Enron, guests said.

OK. Fine. Even Hitler loved his dog.

But this is beyond the pale:

While Lay had numerous detractors, many in Aspen remained his friends and fans. Lawson told the gathering of almost 200 that those who are vilified in life — John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr. and even Jesus — often become heroes in death.

Mr. Lay...

You were no John F. Kennedy.

You were no Martin Luther King.

And you were certainly no Jesus.

What an absolute crock of shit!


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.