Poor Ken Is Dead. Poor Ken Lay Is Dead.

Poor Ken is dead.
A candle lights his head...



I would go on and conclude with the "It's Summer, and we're running out of ice" line, but that would be just a tad cruel, wouldn't it? Like defrauding millions of people, sucking the life out of employees and shareholders, and causing untold numbers of heat-related deaths in massive rolling blackouts, etc., etc., etc.

Anyway, my biggest problem today is figuring out which of Ken's 4 or 5 Aspen vacation home addresses is the correct one to give the florist.

I know I'm evil, and I know for whom the bell tolls.

But what was the late Ken Lay?



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.