Bruce Willis Wants A Hollywood History Makeover

Poor Bruce. He used to be one of the big three Hollywood Republicans (along with Schwarzenegger & Stalone). These three powerhouses ruled the roost for years and made a ton of money in Blow Up Stuff films.

But I digress.

Today, Bruce is whining...

'I'm A Democrat', Insists Willis.

BRUCE WILLIS has dismissed his "Hollywood Republican" reputation, insisting his political beliefs go far deeper.

Confusion over the movie hardman's politics was sparked when he reportedly backed the war in Iraq, and even made an appearance with US President GEORGE W BUSH at the White House.

But now he's keen to be seen as a staunch Democrat, according to the New York Daily News.

He says, "I'm always being accused of being a Hollywood Republican - but I'm not! "I have just as many Democratic ideas as Republican ones. If they could build three fewer bombs every month and give the money to foster care, that would be great."

So why is Bruce suddenly whining about his ties to George W. & the neocons?

Hm. Maybe Bruce has figured out that the worm has turned.

Maybe he's hoping for a bigger audience share when Die Hard Four comes out next year.

Maybe Bruce has finally learned a thing or two about the total lack of talent in the rightwing Hollywood gene pool... and he's trying to get back into the good graces of those he snubbed the past few years.

My bet: Willis' investors don't want any more bad press...

Bruce Willis: Die Lard

Filming on the new 'Die Hard' movie has been postponed because Bruce Willis is too fat.

The actor admits he has put on weight since he first played cop John McClane 18 years ago and says he is frightened of embarrassing himself with a "flabby physique" on screen.

He said: "I need to get in shape, I need to work out.

Bruce sues Childhood friend

Bruce Willis is suing a former childhood friend for alleged "extortion".

The 'Die Hard' star has filed a lawsuit against Bruce DiMattia over allegations DiMattia is threatening to publish a tell-all book about the actor unless he receives $100,000 and a car from Willis.

According to Willis' lawyer, Marty Singer, DiMattia worked for the actor for four years, but then stole a number of photos and family videos he was compiling on Willis' behalf when he was fired.

After he was dismissed, DiMattia allegedly informed Willis he had "surreptitiously prepared a book manuscript" which he was offering to publishers and would sell unless his demands were met.

The lawsuit claims the book contains "falsehoods and lies" that could embarrass Willis and insists DiMattia's alleged plans "constitute extortion and violate Willis' right of privacy".

The actor - who is currently preparing to reprise his role as cop John McClane in 'Die Hard 4' - is reportedly demanding the return of his private materials and over $1 million damages.

Bruce Willis refuses Berry sex scene

Bruce Willis refused to film a sex scene with Halle Berry - because she is too gorgeous.

The 'Die Hard' actor - who stars with the Oscar winning actress in upcoming film 'Perfect Stranger'- made Halle act out the racy scenes alone because he was scared he would get too awkward.

The 'Monster's Ball' actress was forced to writhe around in a bed on her own, while the crew played a recording of Willis' voice.

The editors then had to put the pair together using computer wizardry.

It was the first time the pioneering technique has been used for a sex scene.

Willis said: "I get all awkward. She's beautiful. It's almost like looking at an eclipse of the sun.

Need more Willis news?

Bruce Willis' adoption plans
Bruce Willis: 'I'm Scared Of Fame'.
Confident Willis
Bruce Willis wants another child
Willis Threatens Kids' Suitors.
Bruce Willis' green mobile
Bruce Willis' racoon research
Bruce Willis to sue snapper
Bruce Willis dating co-star
Bruce Willis Backs Gun Rights
Bruce Willis' bachelor death fear
Bruce Willis' Die Hard desperation
Bruce Willis birthday blushes
Bruce Willis' date dilemma
Bruce Willis' model relationship
Bruce Willis In Anti Drugs Campaign

You made your bed, Bruce.

Wallow in it, you rightwing Republican shill.


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.