Snarky Sermon on the Blog: The Church of the Helium Tank

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes...

The Inflatable Church:

INFLATABLE CHURCH BRINGS NEW MEANING TO MOBILE WEDDING........

One of the world's VERY FIRST inflatable churches is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. The complete structure will comprise of two sections; The house, 5m in width (external) with frontal facade, 7m highand 6.5m wide (Approx). The tower will be 5x5m base and 12m in height (Approx) Walls are to be 0.6m thick. (Approx.) The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built in 2 hours and

dis-assembled in less than one.
Marry anywhere !!! even renewing your vows if you're already married.

Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it's up to you. No problem with "high heels."

The Inflatable Church is Registered in the Guinness World Records 2004 for being the world's largest Inflatable church in the world.

Purchase Price: £21,750 + Shipping & Handling
Rental Price: £2,000 per day

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today and ponder the historical community uses of churches. Then consider the traveling preacher and ask yourself: Is an inflatable church really any tackier than houses of worship used for tax collection...

Or any tackier than a cross-bearing traveling preacher?

Think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.