Bush's "Stomach Virus": Your President Got Drunk & Puked His Guts Out
HEILIGENDAMM, Germany (Reuters) - U.S.
President George W. Bush fell ill on the final day of a Group of Eight summit with a stomach ailment but his condition is not serious, a White House official said on Friday.
Bush hoped to return to summit meetings later in the day, White House counselor Dan Bartlett told reporters.
"Not sure if it's a stomach virus yet or something like that, but (he's) just not feeling well in the stomach, and guess he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of his father in Asia," (White House counselor)Dan Bartlett said.
"Stomach virus," my ass.
U.S. President George Bush enjoys a cold drink in historic Heiligendamm, Germany, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations are holding their annual summit in the sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)
CAPTION CLARIFICATION - REISSUING TO CLARIFY THAT PRESIDENT BUSH IS DRINKING A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER. U.S. President George W. Bush enjoys a non-alcoholic beer before an official dinner in Heiligendamm June 7, 2007. Leaders from the world's major industrialised nations meet in the Baltic resort of Heiligendamm on June 6-8 for a Group of Eight (G8) summit. REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer (GERMANY)
U.S. President George Bush laughs while enjoying drinks with colleagues in historic Heiligendamm, Germany, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The leaders of the G8 nations are holding their annual summit in the Baltic sea resort on June 6-8, 2007. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)
Unless Bush shows up with Polonium Poisoning Face in the near future, I'm sticking with "Bush got drunk & puked his guts out."
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.