Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Joe Scarborough's Buttcrack-Impersonating Face Is Gonna Freeze Like That!

Stop. Rewind. Change tense.

Joe Scarborough's Buttcrack-impersonating face froze like that a long time ago.

As for CNN's alternative, John Roberts...

It's got to be humiliating playing Katie Couric on CNN's morning yawner after all of those years as a serious news correspondent.

The upside for Roberts? The fact that Katie Couric has destroyed the CBS Evening News.


Suck it, MSNBC.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who refuses to watch your lame-assed morning show as long as you keep shoving neocon crap at us. And, if you're hoping I'll tune in just to see how outrageous your buttcrack-faced boy can be, you're sadly mistaken.

If this is your idea of sure-thing programming, you'll probably screw over Keith Olbermann and lose him, too.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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