Church To Clay Aiken: Prove You're Not Gay...

... and then we'll let you sing in our Christmas show.

Poor Clay! He's denied being gay so long that even his fans say they'll sue him if he turns out not to be a bona fide card-carrying hetero bachelor.

Aiken's sexuality hit the headlines last year when a former Green Beret soldier revealed he had spent a night of passion with the crooner, but Aiken refused to discuss the issue when it came up in interviews.

Then, fans threatened to file a class action suit against the singer if it was proven he was gay.

And now, elders at a Wichita, Kansas church want to make sure the singer is heterosexual before green-lighting plans for him to perform for their congregation on November 26th.

The Central Christian Church controversy reached a fever pitch shortly after the performance was announced, and the executive pastor Mark Posson felt compelled to send a letter to concerned elders.

As of today, Clay is still scheduled to sing holy born-on-Christmas-day songs at the concert; however, if church elders knew how to google, they might find...




Poor Clay. Just another young guy who doesn't have that Rock Hudson ability to fool the masses... trying to make a living singing for his supper.

I don't care if Clay's gay.

So why do I care if he's dumped from a stupid church concert?

Betcha there are plenty of closeted gays singing their little hearts out every Sunday morning in those church pews.

That's why.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid.




Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.