Monday, November 12, 2007

Brokeback Bush & The Potemkin Pickup Truck

I have a few questions for native Texans (like me)...

Have you ever in your life seen a rancher who stands like this?

Have you ever seen a working-ranch truck this clean?

And how about that grill guard? Is that really necessary when you don't own any cattle?

Grill guards are popular with industrial users because it is easier to purchase a new grill guard than a new grill and radiator. For the rancher, grill guards are a wise investment. Cattle never make a light impression when they accidentally foist themselves into a grill while trying to eat hay that is under a parked truck.

If you're the Potemkin president, I guess you think you need the full package.


Like a rock.

Just dumber and puffier.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


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