FOX "News" Nutbag: Barbara Eden Ruined Halloween!"

According to FOX, it's Barbara Eden's fault that women now wear "slutty" Halloween outfits?


Wow! What a slut! Not.

Here's the quote:

“Here’s the problem, though. In 1970 or ‘68, Barbara Eden lowered the bar by wearing that sexy outfit, traumatized me as a child, and then every kid wore the Barbara Eden outfit…”

Gee, you couldn't even see her naval.

If this is a "slut," who "traumatized" him as a child...


Then Brian Kilmeade (that FOX nutbag) is way too susceptible to be allowed out without a leash.

Obviously, he was "traumatized" by the idea that a woman (especially a fictional one with magical powers) could control him. Since Kilmeade wasn't even born until 1964, the costume had absolutely nothing to do with his fear of Jeannie... until he hit puberty, that is.

Who's next on your list of scary "slutty" women, Nutbag?




Good grief, Kilmeade.




Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.