They're All Gonna Laugh At You!

After reading this headline, I immediately thought of Carrie's mother on prom night and the term "passive eugenics in action."

Man Hospitalized After Using Shotgun To Loosen Lug Nut

SOUTHWORTH, Wash. -- A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

"Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated," Wilson said.

While this guy's stupidity doesn't merit a Darwin Award nomination, it does make one wonder how he managed to survive to age 66.

As George Carlin once said: "The kid who swallows the most marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own."

For the rest of his life, the lug nut shooter will have to endure the snickering of everyone he knows. Cue Carrie's mother.


Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.