The Backside Of The Bell Curve Is Back!
George W. Bush
Honestly, has this man ever visited a single place without totally embarrassing the USA? Of course, not. This headline is, sadly, no surprise:
Gaffe overshadows Bush visit
But, despite optimistic comments that there could be a deal on a Palestinian state by the end of the year, an off-the-cuff remark about checkpoints threatens to overshadow the trip.
"You'll be happy to know, my whole motorcade of a mere 45 cars was able to make it through without being stopped," Bush said after being asked about the 30-minute journey from Jerusalem and Ramallah.
"I'm not so exactly sure that's what happens to the average person."
Not funny, Bush. How many Israelis and Palestinians have died at that checkpoint?
And then, there's this Bush lie:
Bush was forced to travel by car to meet Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian president, in the West Bank after his helicopter was grounded by bad weather.
The weather in Jerusalem on the day of the Bush gaffe:
Dry and partly cloudy with winds under 9mph.
Granted, this gaffe just shows how Pure D dumb Bush is. It doesn't even begin to address the powder-keg approach he's proposing in the name of "peace":
A "contiguous" Palestinian territory
Israel must give up land occupied since the Six Day War
And this weird idea:
Bush also urged Israel, which frequently mounts raids into the West Bank, not to take action that undermines Abbas's security forces.
"There needs to be a fair amount of work to modernise the [Palestinian] security forces... my message to Israelis is that they ought to help, not hinder [them]," he said.
Paging Joe Lieberman!
Are you happy now?
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.