Sunday, February 10, 2008

Today's Sermon: I see Jesus.Com

Look what Jesus can do for your business!

The image at right is a do-it-yourself miracle guaranteed to send your business into gold-mine status. Print it out, stick it on a tree, chisel until Jesus' image is "miraculously" embedded in the bark, news choppers are swarming, and customers are dumping their wallets out at your feet.

That's just the freebie that offers. If you hire them, they'll stage your very own custom invocation of Jesus' image at your place of business. Brilliant.

Hat tip to Jesus of the Week.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today and ponder the immense wealth religions have generated throughout recorded history.

And don't fall for anymore bogus Jesus sightings: If deities have no more power than making appearances on tortillas and toast, ya gotta wonder about the people "discovering" them.

Think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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