Raise Your Hand If...
... You don't pay attention to the price per gallon signs of every gas station (the ones you consider reputable, of course) as you drive past.
Raise your hand if you wouldn't choose the (reputable) gas station with the lowest gas prices.
Now, raise your hand if saving a few dollars per week on gasoline doesn't matter to you.
Finally, raise your hand if you don't know anyone who could benefit from saving a few dollars per week on gasoline.
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.