Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Decisions, Decisions: Pushing Daisies or The Obama Show?

The facts are these:

Presidential post pursuer, Barack H. Obama, is spending millions of donor dollars to buy a half hour TV slot during prime time this Wednesday evening; The One-ness that is Obama, however, has decided not to purchase that terrifically timely time slot from ABC, thus leaving the nether-network free to air its usual program, Pushing Daisies.

Thank you, Obama, for leaving my precious onomatopeotic program alone... while you star in Barack H. Obama's FDR Fireside Chat 2.0 with the hard-earned dollars of your delusional, devoted donors.

For, you see, Ellen Greene might sing, and I'd hate to miss that. Or Swoosie Kurtz might belch. Or someone might push Kristin Chenoweth down a flight of stairs. I'd really hate to miss that.

Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:

Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...

"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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