Today's Sermon: Fear Not!
Here are just 3 examples of fears your atheist friends don't have to worry about:
The fear of powerful women...
The fear of supernatural toast...
As you can see, it's just toast.
The fear of those dreaded knocks at the door...
OK, that fear is real, for you'll never be visited by proselitizing atheists... just religious soul collectors. But atheists don't fear other atheists appearing at the door during dinner, do they?
Thus endeth today's sermon.
Go forth today and consider your fears and the fears of others.
What is the source of your fear?
just think about it.
I mean it, damn it!
"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)
Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.