Today's Sermon: Barabbas Won The Popular Vote

Tuesday night, keep your eye on voters in Colorado, Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Nevada, (possibly New Mexico) and Virginia. They're not all convinced that THE ONE is really the one for them.

Those particular voters are like the ocean: pretty to look at and dream about; but you wouldn't want to turn your back on them.

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth today and consider how judicial bodies have managed to rewrite recent history: we all know that Al Gore won Florida, and John Kerry won Ohio; however, certified vote totals now "prove" that Li'l Bush won the popular and electoral votes in both states.

And ask yourself: who's playing the role of Li'l Bush this year?

Just think about it.

I mean it, damn it!




Number of days since Donna Brazile promised to leave the party if superdelegates decided the Dem nominee:






Donna has known for a long time now that superdelegates would be necessary for any Dem candidate to win the nomination this year. Ask Donna when she intends to keep her promise.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a reply.

Here's Donna now...



"For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are."
-Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)



Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- And she made him (Samson) sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head.