Thursday, March 03, 2005

This Week's
Of The
Bell Curve


The Republican Party's
Hippie Hater

US Representative

"I'm A Patriot & You're Not!"


What is it with Republicans and Hate, anyway?

This guy is supposed to represent ALL of the people in his congressional district.


Oh, the things he says...

Gibbons rallies GOP

By DAVE WOODSON - Staff Writer

ELKO - Patriotic spirits soared as Elko's Grand Old Party had a grand old party Friday night at its annual Lincoln Day Dinner.

The fervor was whipped up by a fiery speech by Rep. Jim Gibbons, R-Nev., during which he passionately proclaimed his heartfelt support for troops waging the war on terrorism in Iraq and Afghanistan and voiced blistering contempt for certain celebrities for giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Gibbons said he was dedicating his remarks to the "brave young men and women who are serving on the front lines" in what he termed World War III. --snip--

"I say we tell those liberal, tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, hippie, tie-dyed liberals to go make their movies and their music and whine somewhere else," Gibbons said to another burst of applause. --snip--

He said that they are the same people who wanted to go to Iraq and become human shields for the enemy.

"I say it's just too damn bad we didn't buy them a ticket," Gibbons said. LINK

Holy Summer Of Love, Batman!


You don't want clean water, clean air, and pristine open spaces for your constituents?

Birkenstock Wearing?

Footwear is very important. Your foot health is directly affected by the shoes you choose. I look at footwear as a natural first step toward improving a person' s activity level and overall health and wellness. And although proper foot health is not a panacea for good overall health, it is certainly a critical part for those of you who take your health seriously.


Yesterday's Hippies are today's YAPS (Youthful Active Pre-Seniors)...

What YAPS are like:

YAPS are not like our parents (who actually are seniors). YAPS are youthful in appearance and attitude. We try to stay active. We exercise, watch our diet, eat healthier than those half our age, still listen to rock ‘n roll, are fashion conscious, get nipped and tucked and have romantic inclinations.

YAPS lead active sex lives and are Viagra’s prime market. We are prominent in the work force, are politically motivated, surf and shop the internet, play video games, take vacations, frequent restaurants, travel, buy luxury items (more than any other demographic) including new cars, boats and houses.. We help provide for our children, spoil our grandchildren, and today more than ever, take care of our aging parents. LINK


Our tie dye work is seen all over North America in McDonald's, Gap Kids, Walmart, KMart, Sears, Calvin Klein, Looney Tunes, Animal Kingdom and NFL Teams.

And finally...

Their movies and their music?


Let's recap...

Who's one fry short of a Happy Meal these days, Gibbons?

Where the hell do you think all of the hippies in your district went?

You're the freak, Jim!

Hate is your middle name, and instilling fear is your game.

You want to know what hippies think of you, Jim?

They're just sorry that no one ever cared enough about you to teach you any manners.


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