Thursday, February 24, 2005

White Smoke Watch:
Will The Pope Die Today?

The Pope has been rushed to the hospital again.

Which begs the questions...

Will even more extraordinary measures be taken to keep Il Papa technically alive than the last time?

What purpose would that serve other than creating a travel-window for the college of cardinals and their supporters to reach Rome?

Will the church once again turn to medical science to circumvent the will of God?

Will success spoil Rock Hunter?

Will Il Papa finally give up the ghost?

Remains to be seen. (No pun intended.)


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