Flying Pigs Cleared For Takeoff!
US Senate Majority Leader, Thomas Dale DeLay (R- TX Helmet Hair), has been indicted for criminal conspiracy. That's a felony, folks.
Read the indictment (and don't forget to look at the canceled check on page 3).
I haven't felt this hopeful since September 15, 1972!
File this under: Ave! Porci fugiunt.