Sunday, December 18, 2005

Today's Sermon:
Caroling At
KKKarl Rove's House


Last night, I joined a merry band of Christmas carolers for an hour of joyous celebration of the Christmas season...

Singing Christmas carols outside KKKarl Rove's house.

20 of us met up at the Tenleytown-American University Metro station, took the shuttle to campus, and walked five blocks to KKKarl's house.

When we arrived, we were greeted graciously by 3 District police vehicles, 6 of the District's finest, and (not graciously) by 2 pathetic freepers (freerepublic.com fascist fundie wackos) determined to spoil our Christmas joy.

The officers were, however, polite and respectful of our right to use the public walkways and city streets for our merrymaking.

The more we ignored the sad little freepers, though, the louder they yelled, "Freepers!" I have no idea why they feel the need to chant in such an anti-Christian, obviously Satanic way, but freepers never make sense, anyway.

Having a bullhorn with us helped, though! Our carols were heard loudly and clearly throughout the neighborhood.

It warmed our hearts to know that DC's finest were on the spot to protect KKKarl Rove's house and family while elsewhere in the city...

Actual crimes were being perpetrated.

And DC's finest were ever vigilant: their blinding flashlights shone upon us, and one of their number scouted the perimeter of KKKarl's red brick house while we sang.

Even KKKarl's neighbors came out to enjoy our Christmas songs, and many applauded our efforts!

I hope that KKKarl, either hiding behind blackout curtains or hiding at Camp David with George W. Weekends Off, appreciates the spirit of our Christmas offering to him.

It was all for you, KKKarl!

Treason's Greetings, Asshole!

Thus endeth today's sermon.

Go forth and share the spirit of the season with someone you know who needs a few well-chosen carols!

I mean it, damn it!

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9 Comments:

Blogger TOTAL KAOS said...

Great Job

"Happy Holidays"

11:03 AM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

You are soooo awesome. Five (or six) of my great-grandparents were from DC, and I've always thought about moving there. Any more posts like this one, and I'm afraid I'll just have to sell the house, pack my bags, and move to DC to become your groupie.

Merry XMas.

Kat

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Bouncy Ball is that you?

The funny thing is you actually believe that pulling this stunt is going to make a difference when the truth is it just shows the world just how big a moonbat you are.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this meaan that chimpeachment is finnaly going to happen?

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The more we ignored the sad little freepers, though, the louder they yelled, "Freepers!" I have no idea why they feel the need to chant in such an anti-Christian, obviously Satanic way, but freepers never make sense, anyway."

I've checked with the DC chapter of freepers, and none of them were there. The group you think were freepers, were not. Why were they yelling "freepers!"? at you? Because they were fellow lefties of yours who thought you and your group were the freepers! Evidently, they werent paying attention to the lyrics of your christmas carols!

"Even KKKarl's neighbors came out to enjoy our Christmas songs, and many applauded our efforts!"

Gee, now theres a shock. DC is mostly about 90+ percent Democrat, including in Roves neighborhood. Democrats applauding Democrats. Now thats a surrpise.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude Karl loves the attention.

Dood what are the lyrics to The 12 Days of Fascism?

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, when does Kerry get named president?

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that would mean that we could and sing carols in front of your house like: "Moonbats roasting over an open fire"
"Kerry lost,kerry lost,time to get over it"

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When does Gore become President? Hope you hippies had your fun. One more thing, why would the "freepers" be yelling "freepers"? An F- on the Bouncy scale.

6:21 PM  

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