Sunday, April 30, 2006

Snarky Sermon on the Blog: Bush Doesn't Support Christians

I have to admit how shocked I was to hear President George W. Bush say, "I am not a supporter of boycotts."

Did Bush just thwack Christian boycotters of "unChristian businesses?" Does the president not support these efforts?


Business that pulled funding from the Boy Scouts
Carrier Heating, Air-Conditioning, Refrigeration Corporation
Columbus Dispatch
CVS Pharmacy
Public Broadcasting System (PBS)
United Way


Delta Airlines New
The Timothy Plan (mutual fund that screens companies)
Lifeline Communications (Christian alternative to AT&T)
Non-Profit Organizations

Success Stories

Columbus, OH city council rescinds decision on "domestic partner" benefits *
Salvation Army rescinds decision to provide "domestic partner" benefits*

* We weren't involved in these successes. They're listed for motivational purposes.
Buck up, Little Campers! President Bush was only referring to people singing the national anthem in Spanish and immigrants boycotting work and school on May Day, wasn't he?

The nerve of people! Assuming that they have the right to sing our national anthem in a language other than English! Why, you'd think they found out that The United State of America HAS NO OFFICIAL LANGUAGE.

Besides, how dare they translate the lyrics into another language in the first place! Who do they think they are... Germans?

Das Star-Spangled Banner

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth today and consider the level of stupidity necessary to be against something you, yourself, support when it fits your own personal convictions.

Think about it.

I mean it, damn it!

So you think you know Delilah?
Judges 16:19--


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