Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rush Closes In On Pinball Wizard Status

As the facts unfold in the continuing saga of Rush Limbaugh's Doctors' Viagra prescription, we now know that Rush was traveling with "three other people."

Who are they? What did this little foursome do in The Dominican Republic?

Also, the same news story reports "Viagra bottles."

As in "more than one." How much Little Blue does it take for a weekend with Rush? Don't answer that.

The funniest blog comments this morning:

Rush lost most of his hearing after abusing Oxycotin.

Now, he could lose his eyesight because of the Viagra.

That means that Rush will soon be only one sense shy of Pinball Wizard!

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19--


Blogger Marshall Darts said...

The real question is: twenty-nine pills? Out of what? Thirty? Out of twenty-five?

Did he only use one, or did he buy four more?

Let's see some real investigative reporting; Whether Rush actually got to use one or whether he compulsively collects prescription drugs in foreign countries now.

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