Saturday, April 19, 2008

Silly Saturday: Stupid Questions

Remember that scene from "Wolf," where the doctor tells Jack Nicholson about the kid who was bitten by a snake and suffered brain damage? Then Nicholson asks, "Is he OK?" And the doctor says, "No, you idiot. He has brain damage."

How many stupid questions do you hear on a daily basis?

My all-time favorite: Back when I was a teacher, a student asked me, "How do you say bon voyage in French?"

Not kidding. True story.

OK. One more: Sometimes, when you share a classroom, you find the last teacher's stuff on the blackboard. Well, one day I arrived to find a detailed drawing of a paramecium on the board. One of the kids asked: "Why do you have an orgasm on your chalkboard?"

Try not laughing at that.

Have a silly Saturday, and watch out for stupid questions.

They're everywhere.

Best bar bet in the world: Delilah didn't do it.
Judges 16:19-- and and


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