It Takes A Woman...

Let's hear it
for Stephanie
and Barbara!


What was that, Mr. Vandergelder?

Vandergelder: It takes a woman all powdered and pink
To joyously clean out the drain in the sink
And it takes an angel with long golden lashes
And soft dresden fingers
For dumping the ashes

Cornelius, Barnaby, & 2 customers:Yes it takes a woman
A dainty woman
A sweetheart, a mistress, a wife
O yes it takes a woman
A fragile woman
To bring you the sweet things in life

United States Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones (D-OH) (L) and U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) (R) discuss their filing a formal objection to the certification of President George W. Bush

Vandergelder: The frail young maiden who's constantly there
For washing and blueing and shoeing the mare
And it takes a female for setting the table
And weaving the Guernsey
And cleaning the stable

All: O yes it takes a woman
A dainty woman
A sweetheart, a mistress, a wife
O yes it takes a woman
A fragile woman
To bring you the sweet things in life
And so she'll work until infinity
Three cheers for femininity
Rah Rah Rah...Rah Rah Rah
F. E. M. - I. T. Y

United States Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
wipes tears from both her eyes as she listens to U.S. Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones

Vandergelder: F. E. M. I. T. Y?
Get out of here!
And in the winter she'll shovel the ice
And lovingly set out the traps for the mice
She's a joy and treasure for practically speaking
To whom can you turn when the plumbing is leaking?

Vandergelder, Cornelius, & Barnaby: To That dainty woman
That fragile woman
That sweetheart, that mistress, that wife
O yes it takes a woman

Vandergelder:A husky woman
Vandergelder, Cornelius, & Barnaby: To bring you the sweet things in life!

All: O Yes it takes a woman
A dainty woman
A sweetheart, a mistress, a wife
O yes it takes a woman, a fragile woman
To bring you the sweet things in life. LINK

Thank you, Mr. Vandergelder!

Now...

One question for you, Professor Higgins!

Why can't a man be more like a woman?