Saturday, July 09, 2005

Get The Stupid Stick


It's that time again, folks!

It seems like only yesterday that we cast our online votes for the annual Stupidity Awards.



Click The Globe To Vote



Winners of the 2004 World Stupidity Awards™

Just For Laughs, Montreal

Lifetime Achievement Award for Stupidity
2004 Winner:
Saddam Hussein

Stupidest Woman of the Year
2004 Winner:
Private Lynndie England
Nominees:
Courtney Love
Martha Stewart
Anna Nicole Smith
Michael Jackson

Stupidest Man of the Year
2004 Winner:
President George W. Bush
Nominees:
John Kerry
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden
Donald Rumsfeld

Stupidest Trend of the Year
2004 Winner:
Trucker Hats
Nominees:
War
Spam
Climate Change
Terrorism

Stupidest Government of the Year
2004 Winner:
The Government of the United States
Nominees:
France
North Korea
Canada
The United Kingdom
Australia

Stupidest Media Outlet (which has made the greatest contribution to furthering ignorance worldwide)
2004 Winner:
Fox News
Nominees:
The Mirror (UK)
Air America
The New York Times
Clear Channel

Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet
2004 Winner:
George W. Bush & Prime Minister Tony Blair
Nominees:
Kim Jong-il, Dictator of North Korea
Osama Bin Laden
Ariel Sharon & Yassar Arafat
Jessica Simpson

Stupidest Movie of the Year
2004 Winner (tie by audience vote):
Gigli & The Passion Of The Christ
Nominees:
New York Minute
The Day After Tomorrow
Scooby Doo 2

Stupidest TV Show of the Year
2004 Winner:
The O'Reilly Factor
Nominees:
The Simple Life
The Swan
Average Joe 2
Fear Factor

Stupidest Act of the Year
2004 Winner:
The Crocodile Hunter feeding crocodile with his baby son
Nominees:
The Abu Ghraib Prison Photo Sessions
Wardrobe Malfunction, Super Bowl
The North American East Coast Blackout
Invading Iraq

Stupidest Statement of the Year
2004 Winner:
"Major combat operations have ended in Iraq." - President George W. Bush
Nominees:
"Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?" - Jessica Simpson
"YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!" - Howard Dean
"I do." - Britney Spears
"It was a wardrobe malfunction." - Justin Timberlake


Be sure to vote this year!

It only takes a moment...

Besides, this is one vote that you know will actually be counted!

1 Comments:

Blogger Mister said...

But, but, but...

Can you win twice, or do my gray cells decieve me? Didn't "trucker hats" win stupidest trend back in 1979, too?

"No, Bucky. You're just getting old."

12:55 AM  

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