Wednesday, July 13, 2005

MIT Molests The World's Children?

Leave it to Rick Santorum (R, PA and/or VA) to blame MIT and Harvard for the entire Catholic pedophile priest situation.

What an idiot! The fact that people not only support this asswipe, but also open their checkbooks for him, continues to amaze me.

Here's what Santorum said...

''When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political, and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm."

Needless to say, reporter Brian McCrory sought clarification...

When asked to explain his view that Boston is to blame for the Catholic priest sex scandal, Santorum's office said "It's an open secret that you have Harvard University and MIT that tend to tilt to the left in terms of academic biases," said Robert Traynham, Santorum's aide. ''I think that's what the senator was speaking to."

Santorum Logic Lesson:

Ted Kennedy is from Massachusetts.

The Kennedy clan is Catholic.

Boston is the only city in MA that Santorum has ever heard of.

Therefore, MIT and Harvard (hotbeds of liberal education) must be in Boston.

Catholic priests are child molesters.

There are lots of Catholic priests in Boston, which is in MA.

Therefore, MIT, Harvard (which are in Cambridge, you moron!) and the entire city of Boston are responsible for Cardinal Law and the rest of his merry band of molester protectors covering up their part of the worldwide scandal.

Got that?


One question, Ricky...

Didn't Harvard give George W. a diploma?


And this is the GOP's number #3 guy?

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