Sunday, July 10, 2005

Today's Sermon:
Design Your Own Hell

Note: I have nothing against militant vegans; however, I never leave an answer (or Hell Group) blank.

Here's the Hell I designed...

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Militant Vegans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The New York Yankees
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Circle IV Rolling Weights

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists, Rednecks, The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

Creationists, Republicans
Circle VIII Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

You, too, can fill up your own 9 Circles Of Hell just by clicking.

First, choose as many Hell-worthy souls as you like from the list provided.

Next, if you're feeling benevolent, delete any Not - Quite - Hell - Worthy from your list.

Then, rank your hellbound hellboys & hellgirls according to the depths of their depravity.

The next step involves grouping your chosen hellions into 9 groups (if you have more than 9 hellbounders in your queue).

Finally, build your Hell.

Thus Endeth Today's Sermon.

Go forth and have some fun designing your own Hell, but never forget that you're most likely on someone else's Hellbound List!

And file this post under

I mean it, damn it!


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