Thursday, September 15, 2005

Give Me A Break?

There are some questions you don't have to ask yourself...

Am I thirsty?

Am I hungry?

Am I tired?

Or if you do have to ask, chances are you know the damned answer, right?

Yesterday, during a UN Security Council meeting, George W. Peanut-sized Bladder was caught writing an oh, so important note to Condi Rice, which reads...

I think I may need a bathroom break?

Is this possible...?

Here's the Reuters caption:

REUTERS/Rick Wilking

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war.

I'm supposed to believe George W. Peanut-sized Bladder made it through grad school?

I'm supposed to believe the most powerful man in the world can't figure out that you go to the bathroom before a UN Security Council meeting?

I'm supposed to believe that George W. "Edumacation" President could pass his 3rd grade grammar test on the difference between declarative statements and questions?

And what was Condi Rice's answer?

Does she know if the president needs a bathroom break?

What does every grade schooler learn to do in these situations, George W.?

That's right! You raise your hand! You get a gold star, Georgie!

Does it get any more humiliating that this?

Is the question mark the new period?

Truly heavy sigh?

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