Katherine Harris Update: Still Too Stupid To Appear In Public

Shhh! Don't tell Katherine she's been had. Again.

In bygone days, Katherine Harris would have been that crazy aunt you locked away because she was either prone to the vapours or insisted on embarrassing the family for the hell of it.

Today, Katherine Harris is a US representative (R, Bush Family Payoffville) running for the US Senate against incumbent Democrat, Bill Nelson (D, Sanity). So it's no wonder that "some Democrats," the ones who can keep a straight face, are encouraging Katherine, The Has Been BushCo Concubine, to stay in the race until, well...

Harris' "Poll": U.S. Rep. says Democrats want her to beat Nelson

EAST PALATKA -- U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris said she is getting support in strange places in her fall bid for the U.S. Senate.

Harris, the Republican who represents Florida's 13th District, spoke at a Lincoln Day dinner held by the Putnam County Republican Executive Committee on Saturday night, saying House Democrats have told her they want her to beat incumbent Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson in their race for the U.S. Senate this November.

"I've had Democrats in the House of Representatives come to me and say 'You know, we'd really like to take the majority in the U.S. Senate'-- these are Florida Democrats in the U.S. Congress--— 'but you'’ll do so much more for us if you're there. We hope you win,'" Harris told a crowd gathered at the Putnam County Shrine Club.

Hm. Florida Democrats in the US House of Representatives.

These Florida Dems must be unable to stop laughing today:

Allen Boyd
Corrine Brown
Jim Davis
Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Alcee L. Hastings
Kendrick B. Meek
Robert Wexler

Thanks, Guys! You made my day!

Evidently, Katherine Harris will believe anything.


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