Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Karma v Falwell




Jerry Falwell is back in the hospital.

Rumor has it that he has suffered a massive heart attack and is currently in critical condition.

Right now, news services are reporting the cause as "an undisclosed medical condition."


Thanks to the miracle of television, Falwellians have this to comfort them...

But I've already given my living will.

Don't you dare pull the plug on me.

I want to wake up in 14 years and say, "What day is it? What time is it?"
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Hear that, Fallwellians?

Guess who's gonna pay for all of those extraordinary measures to keep old Jerry catalogued in a hospice in the manner of Sunny Von Bulow?

Karma was unavailable for comment at the time of this blog entry.

But Tinky Winky has already reported for pallbearer duty...






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