This Week's Backside Of The Bell CurveWinner!

Texas Snake Oil Salesman
&
Amway Pill Pusher

Phil McGraw

What do you really know about Dr. Phil?

Did you know that the diet pills he's pushing with his diet book are actually pills that Amway, Inc. couldn't sell (because folks started figuring out that they didn't work)?

Did you know that there are enough people dissatisfied to constitute a class action suit against the defrocked diet doctor.

Did you know that Dr. Phil's diet pill business partner was also his jury selection business partner?

Did you know that it was because of the jury selection business that Dr. Phil met Oprah (during that silly beef trial)?

Did you know that Dr. Phil went into the jury selection biz after giving up his psychology practice (he had been reprimanded and supervised for a year) because of his "inappropriate behavior" with a 19 year-old female patient?

Now you do.

Any idiot can be Dr. Phil. All you have to do is say stupid things to vulnerable people.

Stuck for a source of stupid things to say?

Try the Dr. Phil Quote Generator.

Examples:

You don't need lesions on your knees to go straight to H-E-Double Hockeysticks.

You don't need to think clearly to put some pep in your step.

You don't need to work out to squeal like a pig.

Today's sniglet: Ignoranus- a person who's both ignorant and an asshole.